This calls to mind the following:SEVEN BAR JOKESINVOLVING GRAMMARAND PUNCTUATION.BY ERIC K. AULD- - - -1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.3. A question mark walks into a bar?4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
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